i make stupid comics and i love beards.


there are 2 secret pages on this site! can you find them all?

/about



Gart / 28 / he/him


howdy! i'm gart!i'm a nervous tomato that loves big dudes with beards, making people laugh, and being creative! most of my time is spent writing, doodling, or hanging out with friends!i like indie music, coffee and milkshakes, film media, and playing video games. i'm also a cat person, and as you can probably guess, my favorite color is orange!i'm aesthetically interested in heart and brain imagery, unique eyes, doodle/craft theming (clearly), glitch aesthetic, VCR effects, game UI, roses, deserts, street signs, masks, wonderland aesthetic, and various horror elements.


find me elsewhere!

/interests


some non-exhaustive lists of things i like.

/interests/video games


twenty (20) of my current and all-time favorite video games and franchises.




a list of my current favorite fifteen (15) bands!




fifteen (15) of what i'd say are currently my favorite movies and/or franchises.



/interests/tv shows


ten (10) of my favorite TV shows and a bonus five (5) of my favorite normie anime.



/interests/creators


my current favorite fifteen (15) internet creators, including streamers, musicians, and comedy groups.



/interests/characters


a list of my current top twenty-five (25) favorite characters from video games, TV shows, or wherever!characters towards the top are generally more "relevant" than those toward the bottom, but they're otherwise unordered. some of these characters are really meaningful to me, some I think are neat and use as inspiration, and some i just have a crush on! ;)



/projects


a collection of comics, stories, videos, and other various things i've worked on over the years.


stories told in a panel-by-panel comic format. these have been my main series of projects since around 2014!listed here are the comics i currently consider "ongoing".


PAY DAT RENT!!!1


A careless idiot has to pay his rent.
It gets a little crazier from there.
My most popular comic! Currently 5000+ pages and counting!


bungis


bungis chungus humongous. A bunch of misfits attempt to kill actual gods.A silly, shitposty adventure with multiple authors! Chaos ensues.


Archive


other comics that are either inactive or discontinued.feel free to check them out, just don't expect an update any time soon!


/projects/comics/archive


a collection of my other comics that i'm not currently focusing on. these are stories that are either on temporary hiatus, have been discontinued, or some other third thing.


as sad as it seems


< INACTIVE >

maybe it's time you come to terms with some things.a short, conversation-focused story about having friends.


Don't Screw This Up [OLD]


< REBOOTED >

okay, don’t freak out or anything, but this is the last tree on the planet.the original, discontinued version of Don't Screw This Up from 2013!


Facade


< INACTIVE >

this place sure is weird.
and potentially haunted.
a mysterious mining accident leads to investigation of the paranormal.


Gartquest


< INACTIVE >

you know by all accounts this should be a really bad adventure.an “author quest" with psychological themes and stuff.


No More Heroes


< INACTIVE >

a group of villains mess around in a world where all hope is lost.a full-color comic co-created by my best friend!


Toxic Workplace Environment


< INACTIVE >

in another reality, you didn't go to work today.created for FlipJam 2023 under its theme "split".


Don't Screw This Up


< INACTIVE >

Okay, don’t freak out or anything, but this is the last tree on the planet.A pseudo-survival adventure that doubles as a complicated game!


Everything Corp.


< DISCONTINUED >

this job is everything you could've imagined! emphasis on everything.a comic with a gimmick that allowed anyone to update!


Gart and Arl


< INACTIVE >

two reluctant heroes break the world they’re supposed to save.a silly self-insert story, co-authored by my best friend!


Moonlight Runway


< INACTIVE >

You just killed your sister's fiancé. How did things turn out like this?A short story about identity, love, and murder. has some cool aesthetics.


Oh Teh Noes! Zombies!


< DISCONTINUED >

a stupid comic about stupid people fighting stupid zombies.my first real comic! not very good, but has some fun characters.


You Are a Gnome


< INACTIVE >

you are a gnome. do some gnome stuff or something!made with the intention of being a side project. not much to see!



a small number of worlds i've developed over the years!broadly, these act more as "sandboxes" for episodic stories than for linear plots, and offer opportunities for world-building and character creation.


Hell on Earth


for the best of the worst, eternal damnation means working a 9-to-5.follows a bunch of demons in the business of human sinning.


Untitled TWEWY World


four young adults are forced to play a deadly game in an alternate NYC.a fan-world based on The World Ends With You.


Grimwar


the discovery of a wish-granting chalice begins a worldwide war.follows a group of vagabonds on their quest for the powerful artifact.



a handful of short stories i've written, mostly while in college.i'd like this page to be longer in the future, but i find it difficult to write anything these days. that said, enjoy what's here!


All Those Friendly People 2754 words
a group of young people-watchers take interest with a new student after noticing his impossible hidden talent.
(note: this is an outdated version, but i haven't found the updated version yet!)
Haunting Hearts 3547 words
a couple's relationship is challenged when one of them falls victim to the mysterious condition known as ghosting.
Moonlight Runway 3987 words
bea has an stessful night outside las vegas after murdering her sister's fiancé.
(note: contains spoilers for the comic version of moonlight runway)
Red 2860 words
mona lives in a world where one wrong step could cost her life. when the chance to escape comes along, a friend complicates things.
(note: this is an outdated version, but i haven't found the updated version yet!)
Switching Lanes 2700 words
a young man develops prosopagnosia after a traumatic accident, and therapy proves to be more confusing than it is helpful.
Tammy is Falling 3487 words
a girl falls down the stairs.



my favorite edited video projects ranging from high-to-low effort.these were all a lot of fun to make! they take the form of gaming videos, friend stuff, or something else entirely.(note: most of these videos are unlisted, but you're welcome to share and link them!)


earthlings

(3/31/25) a video project about humanity; inspired by lars and the real girl


Nice Friends: Friendly Competition

(7/30/24) a concept for a smash-style fighting game featuring me and my friends


friends forever

(6/8/24) a video celebrating 8 years of friendship on discord!


READY TO DIE

(4/12/24) lethal company is a video game


IT WAS PROGRAMMED TO HARM THE CREW

(12/25/23) a dead by daylight singularity montage made as a secret santa gift


CLAMOR / Shrub Lore Build Walkthrough

(2/3/23) a walkthrough of the builds i created for my minecraft origins roleplay character


HIT AND RUN

(9/7/20) amogus



messy collections of short gaming clips i probably won't get around to editing together into longer videos. these are lightly edited, if at all, and are mostly here for ease of access and organization.playlists are sorted both chronologically and by game. any game with fewer than five (5) clips will be in the VERY BOTTOM PLAYLIST.(note: these videos are unlisted, but you're welcome to share and link them!)for longer, compilation-style gaming videos, check out my youtube!


Dead by Daylight


Don't Starve Together


Fall Guys


The Forest


Fortnite


Inscryption


Jackbox Party Packs


Minecraft


Tabletop Simulator


Terraria


Tower Unite


Miscellaneous

Arcadegeddon, Astroneer, Core Keeper, Grounded, No Man's Sky, Overcooked! 2
Risk of Rain 2, Spelunky 2, Valheim, Viscera Cleanup Detail + more



miscellaneous projects and other stuff that doesn't really fit anywhere else.


Dead by Daylight Stranger Things Concepts COMPLETE
a series of concepts for additional stranger things characters in dead by daylight! includes 12 survivors, 2 killers, perks, powers, and add-ons!
i'm in love with the idea of being anybody else ONGOING
a small collection of poetry i've written. there's not a lot here currently, but it's something i do from time to time.


/commissions


information about commissions i'm currently offering.
very new to this! if something is wonky, please give me a break.
for my general commission process and rules, check here.


COMMISSION STATUS: [ ASK ]

SLOTS: [ 3/3 OPEN ]

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[ $5 ] Character Icons

flat 200x200 character icons in a somewhat simple, cartoony style.> great for character profile icons on sites like toyhouse, but can be used for whatever!> humanoid characters look better, but i'll try my best for others!> i don't charge extra for complex characters, but their icons may be simplified so as not to muddle it with details.


[ $10? ] Scribbly Doodles

simple, flat doodles with a deliberately low-effort look to them!> i'll be real, i don't know what to charge for these. they look deceptively shitty, but they take time to get looking that way.> i don't charge extra for complex characters, but their doodles may be simplified so as not to muddle them with details.


have an idea for something else? send me a message on discord and ask!
worst i can do is say no!



information and rules about my commission process.
don't worry, it's pretty simple!


Process

> make sure i have an open commission slot and send me a dm on discord (@Grumpisimo)!> provide a character reference so i can portray them correctly! even simple doodles or picrews are better than nothing!> be sure to let me know of any other special requests or directions you have for your commission!>while it shouldn't take long for me to complete your commission, please give me at least one (1) week before you message me for an update. chances are i haven't forgotten it, but i might be busy or experiencing burnout.>when i'm done, let me know if you'd like any changes, then send payment through paypal! thanks!


Rules

> credit is appreciated but ultimately not necessary; just don't claim my art as your own.> failure to properly follow directions or pay will land you on a blacklist.> i retain the right to refuse a commission for any reason!> comments, questions, concerns? i'm all ears!


/changelog


changes to the site and various credits.


Changelog

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Credits

corkboard background - Unsplash (Josephine Barham)
paper backdrop - Unsplash (SJ Objio)
gart balloon doodle - Amethyst



⭐ you found a secret page! ⭐

my april fool's "joke" for 2022 was offering pay-what-you-want commissions. this was funny because i hadn't done commissions before.oh, and also they looked like this:




⭐ you found a secret page! ⭐